Nicholas (Koban)
Nicholas, the semi empowered individual, comes from a long humble line of jacket makers. During his assent into the Tibetan mountains, Nicholas, discovered the infamous Kaichangachundra Thevi Vercingetorixchen and his many paintings; so beautiful were the paintings that they were all burnt to vestiges; unearthly beauty only worthy of Gods vision. The omnipotent artist had one request, “Make me a jacket and you will have all my powers and more”. Nicholas started to make a jacket unlike any other under guidance of his Sensei, but before it was completed, a child killer of unknown origin took his masters life in the hours of darkness. This left Nicholas partially empowered with Kaichangachundra’s powers. Since then, Nicholas has turned to a career in reprisal, in hope of one day reciting: “My name is Nicholas Boey, you killed my Sensei of the Bushido Dojo prepare to die.”

Andrew
Andrew, the mysterious slayer, executioner of Nicholas Boey’s (koban) Sensei, now lives a humble life in the remote regions of West Maputo, Mozambique. The carnage of the 4-3 revelations still haunt his mind and has devastating effects on the community of this small desolate country which god seemed to have forgotten. Andrew the vast, who once banished the great Kaichangachundra Thevi Vercingetorixchen (YYY) to the Tibetan mountains, deported Phang (the child killer) to the middle of stacked tables and body slammed his way though both Stevie’s and Leeroy the Hufferlump’s houses has now been reduced to a man of few words and actions. But inside power brews for the bloodbath of yesteryear has not been forgotten.

Leroy
Grand power still lurks beneath this putrid cadaver of deception and mystification, the pelt which Leroy was drafted from is considered the purest form of paroxysmally, and while the origins of his descent is unidentified, it is widely believed that Leroy was forged from the steel and plastic of the 4-3 domain, the blood of the creature only known as Stevie, and the Charms of a fallen gambling archangel. His breadth fiercer than the white tiger, his vigor as potent as the Dead Sea, and his psyche superior to that that of the mathematician. The fights from the days forgotten have little stalled Leroy’s efforts to immortalization; his only hindrance is his futility and the great Kaichangachundra Thevi Vercingetorixchen an unexplained Tibetan legend of unrelenting power only know by the one christened “Koban”, the semi empowered individual.

Phang
Phang, the Child Killer, hails from Russian and German decent, his name is an acronym for fear. Phang in all his greatness is the second member of the 3 Pagan Gods, known collectively as ALVIN – the white tigers. For centuries the universal belief was that a powered stare from the Child Killer would Fry and crispen the skin of Rabbis, this has sent the Jewish community to flee and hide in burrows know as Erzsébetváros. Phang, the Child Killer, is revered by his people as the God of Mercy and Tandem Brutality. During the 4-3 Revelations he took wealth and frightened countless peasants; the mighty Phang; did however, fall victim to the awesome slamming muscle of Barret, and was most recently seen exuding hallowed liquid beneath the Mango Tree of Shelter, during the epic fight of the Meat Abundance.

Alvin
Alvin, the White Tiger, is a collective body of the three pagan Gods; Stevie the God of Blood and Sacrifice, Phang the God of Mercy and Tandem Brutality and Shu Hua, the Gay God of Happiness. Once a year Alvin takes human form, and possesses supernatural electrical powers by creating electrical chairs of terror. This is the same electrical power which he used to pluck the archangel of gambling and chance from the heavens, banishing him to the chasms of the subterranean Mee Choo fissure.

Isaac
Isaac, the quiet one, is a merchant of many traits; one might even say he is the Jack of all trades. Coming from a lengthy line of Laser crafters, Isaac has grown exceedingly rich from the trade of sundries and translations as Isaac speaks the ancient language truth; however, he participated no more than verbally during the epic fights of the 4-3wf revelations. His clam and reserve manner has long puzzled the peasants of his hometown in Ouagadougou, the original Kingdom of Upper Volta (now Burkina Faso). Some say Isaac can see the future, some say Isaac can see the past; the only fact we know for sure is that Isaac receives favor from the great food Gods of Stall number 4, selling him the sacred beef broth which the Gay God of Happiness, Shu Hua treasures so much.

Kaichangachundra Thevi Vercingetorixchen
Kaichangachundra Thevi Vercingetorixchen, artist inventor scientist legend, the secrecy jacketing the identity of this galactic figure is a breathtaking shield, exuding lights, sparkling for the whole universe to see. This jacket used to be viewable solar systems away, but was forcefully taken from underneath the boxed rubble by Leroy the Huffelump after the mighty 360; so great was the jacket’s power that Leroy was instantly butcher by the emaciated threads which lined the jacket. His majesty, Kaichangachundra, now dawns a coat formed from the blood of Koban’s Sensi and the ashes of pure beauty.

Ryan
Ryan, is a man of few admirable talents, but one with a bent capacity for doing all things retarded. Amongst these, I have seen Ryan successfully balanced a well oiled pencil in a sharpener, opened a can with some rubber, stuck some peanuts in a hole, aided in the gushing of fluids, totaled fresh merchandise, slammed a member the other family, dived into the abyss, and found hidden treasure. One can only start to try and interpret the many meanings this testimonial has, but much like sticking your foot in a protein, carbohydrate and amino acid solution, you too must be aware that there is no spoon.